I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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