Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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