Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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