Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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