THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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