Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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