Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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