She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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