Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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