she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
