I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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