You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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