Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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