But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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