im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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