Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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