Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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