So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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