I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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