Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think I sprained my soul last night
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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