i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I believe in your delicious
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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