He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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