Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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