After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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