i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
cat food counts as protein by the way
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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