Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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