i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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