She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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