hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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