OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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