Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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