i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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