Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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