i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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