bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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