What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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