There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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