so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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