i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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