You can't special order awesome
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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