I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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