Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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