She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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