and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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