Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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