If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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