i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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