People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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