thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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