I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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