We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
