C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
