Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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